1. Part of a best friends job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die suddenly.
2. There's nothing worse than that moment during a heated argument when you realise you're wrong.
3. There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
4. Do not machine wash or tumble dry, means I am never going to wash it- ever.
5. I hate it when I just miss a call by the last ring, but when I ring back it rings 9 times, then go to voicemail. What did you do after I didn't answer- drop the phone and run?
6. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good, and not seeing anyone of importance all day.
7. Sometimes I watch a movie I watched as a kid and realise I had no idea what was going on the first time I saw it.
8. The only time I long for a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text
9. How many times is it appropriate to say "What", before you just nod and smile as you still have no idea what was said.
10. In bed, it's 6am, you close your eyes for 5 mins and it's 7.45am. At work it's 1.30pm, you close your eyes for 5 mins and it's 1.31pm..
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